- Guard: Where'd you get the coconut?
- King: We found them.
- Guard: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
- King: What do you mean?
- Guard: Well, this is a temperate zone.
- King: The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plummer may seek warmer times in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
- Guard: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
- King: Not at all! ... They could be carried.
- Guard: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?!
- King: It could grip it by the husk!
- Guard: It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!
- King: Well, it doesn't matter! Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here?
- Guard: Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow needs to beat it's wings 43 times every second, right?
- King: Please!!
- Guard: Am I right?
- King: I'm not interested.
- Guard 2: It could be carried by an African Swallow.
- Guard: Oh, yeah, an African Swallow maybe, but not a European Swallow, that's my point.
- Guard 2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
- King: WILL YOU ASK YOUR MASTER IF HE WANTS TO JOIN MY COURT AT CAMELOT?
- Guard: But then, of course, African Swallows are non-migrators.
- Guard 2: Ah, yeah.
- King: *leaves*
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wingedanomaly said:
THIS! XD Best scene!
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”
You are awesome simply for watching this. XD
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